school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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