i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i drank out of a bidet.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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