so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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