Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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