what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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