she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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