i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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