brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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