fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sorry about my life...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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