Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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