She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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