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their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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