No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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