OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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