It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He better not be in your backpack
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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