I want to walk on stilts...naked
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
A bitchslap is in order.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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