I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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