Christians are straight up FREAKS
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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