who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
In America we eat man semen.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Randomize
