Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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