She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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