She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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