There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wish i was in the wii world.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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