miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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