Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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