I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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