yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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