Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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