We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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