no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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