Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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