life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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