The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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