Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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