Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do vagina's smell?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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