Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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