I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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