Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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