He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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