is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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