I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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