people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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