STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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