That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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