party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
you are never too drunk for berry picking
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Congratulations! We have a period
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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