$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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