BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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