i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
as a side note pls kill me
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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