you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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