He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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