pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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