I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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