i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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